Sunday, April 19, 2009

Iran's Newest Allies: Start Worrying

Based on this photo from Iran's Army Day parades, the world has drastically under-estimated Iranian space technology. Apparently, the Iranians have been able to contact Kashyyyk.

This will complicate diplomacy, since everyone knows that it isn't wise to anger a wookie. Still, this leaves the option of some inter-stellar power-balancing. Stop wasting time with Syria, and reach out to the Empire. They already have WMD in spades.

2 comments:

  1. Nothing is funnier than sheltered American couch potatoes, comparing everything in the outside world to their stupid movies.

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  2. Wow, "nothing is funnier..."

    I'm sorry you are from such a humor-deprived locale. Maybe you should try some of our sitcoms.

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